"I think you underestimate your face."
"You have very nice eyeballs."
"You're hot. We should have sex."
"No, I like your ears! It's cute how they stick out."
"Are you sure that was your first time?"
"You have great DSL." ("what?" "Dick-sucking lips!" *look of pride at being clever*)
I think I'm going to try #3 on that list at some point. Some point when I'm drunk and just dooooo not give a fuck.
ReplyDeleteOn a separate note, one time when I *was* drunk with my friend, we were talking to a pair of rather attractive if delightfully idiotic women. She complained that guys were always jerks, so my companion and I began taking turns complimenting her to prove it wasn't always the case. This is exactly how it went:
Me: "Your eyes are like the midnight ocean crashing rhythmically against every fiber of my being with each furtive glance you give me over the rim of your glass."
Her: "Oh my Goddddd"
Brolin: "You have a fantastic body."
Her: "Oh my Goddddd."
Me: "The flush of your lips is as the brightest summer roses, inviting a kiss as passionate as their counterparts' sweet aroma."
Her: "Oh my Goddddd."
Brolin: "You're sexy."
Her: "Oh my Goddddd, I can't even tell who's better!"
Me: "I'm going to get another Scotch."
#6 maybe he just thought you had a nice internet connection #imanerd
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