Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Hump Day!

I know why it's called that, but really? We couldn't think of anything better? That's just BEGGING for awful sex jokes.

My brain is incapable of forming comprehensive thoughts today. I got a ticket (of the work-related sort, not the oops-I-broke-the-law sort) this morning that I've read about 10 times and it still doesn't make any sense to me (or any of my co-workers), so I'm continuing to just stare at it. Which means, lovely friends, you don't get any kind of thought-provoking and/or hiiii-larious post from me today. You get blank stares, links, and haiku.

G-Funk and I have decided to communicate only in haiku. This morning, regarding my plans to ride a bicycle in public in just a few days, while quite nude:

Naked in public
The day draws ever closer
What was I thinking?

It’s gonna be cold
And will probably rain too
Stupid Seattle!

Bouncing naked jibs
Painted like a circus clown
You are so so brave

Can’t stop laughing now
Will forever call them “jibs”
This will get me through

Also I have just found this blog about a girl's experiences using the free online dating site OKCupid. Could it BE more relevant to this blog's interests? </Chandler> It's a "tumblr." I don't understand tumblr. I'm sorry, I JUST DON'T GET IT. It's a blog that's not a blog? How is it different than a blog? Or is it just a blog with a different name?? HELP ME UNNERSTAN.


  1. tumblr is like if twitter and blogger had a kid and then let the internet raise it.