Got a message on OKCupid tonight.
So I have decide you are the coolest person I have seen on here in the last day. I am... TOTALLY... going to steal you... put you on the magic carpet, so we can fly... ALL THE WAY... to Italy, and chase Kangaroos. There aren't even any Kangaroos in Italy... BUT-in my world there is.
I can't even make any witty remarks to make this better. THIS IS GOLD, PEOPLE.