Aussie: I've seen things Peanut..... in Thailand
Aussie: scary things
Peanut: ooo tell me tell me
Genie: what kinds of things
Aussie: a "ping pong" show
Aussie: the ping pong balls were ok, then they started smoking and got people from the audience to light them up and then take to cig out and smoke it
Aussie: and there was a blow gun
Aussie: that shot darts
Aussie: at ballons
Peanut: so they shoot ping pong balls out of their vaj?
Peanut: but i don't know how to make my vaj inhale or exhale
Aussie: nooooo.... that was odd
Aussie: and they would pull things out
Aussie: strange things
Aussie: that don't belong in there
Peanut: like whaaaaaat
Aussie: umm... flowers
Genie: our chinas are lame!
Genie: I cant do any of those things
Aussie: I can't remember [what else]
Peanut: are you traumatized?
Aussie: lol yes
Peanut: i wouldn't want to put my peener in a vaj like that, if i had a peener
Aussie: it was def not sexy
Peanut: i'm totally baffled
Aussie: about what?
Peanut: how to do that!
Aussie: haha yeah
Aussie: how do you learn something like that?
Peanut: i don't even know
Aussie: does your mum teach you?
Peanut: i can like, grab with those muscles
Peanut: but only peeners/fingers that are already in there
Peanut: i don't see how you could SHOOT something out of there
Peanut: or light a cig!
Genie: yeah! only things that are already in there
Genie: I think they just know how to queef on comand
Peanut: i wish i could NOT queef on command
Genie: because it always comes out at the worse time
Peanut: it's so embarrassing!
Peanut: i mean, even if you both laugh about it
Peanut: it's like oh god whyyyy
Genie: what I HATE is the post sex pee (which we HAVE to do so we can stay UTI free) and you're sitting on the toilet trying to just ease the pee out w/o easing out a queef
Genie: because if you do that shit on the toilet it's amplified
Peanut: omg i'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at my desk