When work gets too stressful, you gotta have an inane convo with a co-worker, amirite?
RC: this on the other hand
RC: is for you
RC: a helpful otter even
Peanut: seriously wtf I need an otter
RC: yeah, it could probably be trained to grab you baking ingredients while you cook
RC: how awesome would that be
RC: you'd have your own show and you could leave us forever
RC: no otter for you
Peanut: at least you're not having to deal with all these damn XMLs
Peanut: so! I am going to watch that otter 5 more times
RC: at least you have a Otter
Peanut: who squeaks
RC: you need an Otter that writes XML
Peanut: holy shit yes
Peanut: I need a slew of otters
Peanut: a peck?
Peanut: a herd?
Peanut: an XML Otter, a Baking Assistant Otter, a Litter Box Cleaning Otter, a Laundry Otter...
RC: Answer: A group of otters is called a family, romp or raft.
RC: I like a Romp of Otters
Peanut: I'm going to have both a romp and a raft
Peanut: the raft will be my work otters
Peanut: the romp will be my home otters
RC: The collective nouns for otters are bevy, family, lodge, or romp, (being descriptive of their often playful nature) or, when in water, raft
RC: oo, there are more
RC: apparently they are only rafts in the water
RC: An otter's den is called a holt or couch. A male otter is a meowter, a female is a queen, and a baby is a pup
Peanut: a meowter.
Peanut: okay, so my couch actually has storage thingies underneath the cushions; thus, the otter couch can be IN MY COUCH
RC: A baby otter asking permission from its dad:
RC: "Meowter may i?"
Peanut: I can't even
Peanut: I will name the alpha otter Steve
Peanut: so when otters refer to his den, they can say "STEVE'S HOLT"
Peanut: with their little otter fists in the air
RC: love it
Peanut: so my home otters will be a romp, with a subsection of baking assistant otters, who will be a bevy. a baking bevy.
Peanut: the work otters will be a lodge and will wear fezzes.